comedycentral:
You really have to watch this whole thing from last night’s Colbert Report.
(Source: burning-sage)
badkidsjokes:
roses are red violets are red tulips are red bushes are red trees are red oh god my gardens on fire
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
bushes are red
trees are red
oh god my gardens on fire
BOY:mum all the kids at school called me a werewolf is that true? MUM:NO son,now go and comb your HAIRY FACE
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